Fart

It a kind of a thing where your ass wants to poop but you don’t, so your ass decides to let gas (fart) out of your body

I really did not want to go to the bathroom so I farted

by ur.welcome;) November 15, 2019

Fart

A green dust insulting you

You: ughh dude did you just fart
Friend: no it was just my green dust insulting you

by RIGHT leg November 24, 2019

Fart knocker

Fart knocker is an unimportant person.

Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?

Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

Fart Framing

When you are at the store with your girl, you hide around the corner so it looks like she's alone in the aisle and you let one rip.

I was at the Big Lots and my bf was fart framing me again. Everybody totally thought I was the one ripping ass.

by PedoBlaster November 28, 2019

Fart jealousy

When you suddenly get the urge to fart in response to someone else’s fart

Damn, Billy’s been ripping ass all day. I’ve got fart jealousy

by Logzbaker November 28, 2019

fart merge

When or more people in close proximity have all farted causing one noxious cloud of stink

It smells like a sewer in here because Johnny and Tom fart merged.

by Lolnickwtf March 28, 2019