Mom

(Son):Can I get a $20 Game. (Mom): Well what do you think I am made of money. (Son): Well Isnt That what mom stands for?

by $uicide$avage August 20, 2022

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mom steak

A MILF with money.

I am tired of dealing with these broke chicks, so I finay got myself a mom steak.

by Mikadocious March 20, 2019

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A very nice woman until Eddy showed up. She mixes the beans with one chancla and hits Eddy with the other one. All around nice lady, who has aged horribly because of Eddy. She has taught Eddy how to sit at home all day and play Fortnite. Yet she manages to get more dubs than he does. In conclusion Eddy's Mom is a true saint and should be proud for what she has done for our community, by keeping Eddy inside and away from society.

Wow you're mom must be Eddy's Mom, because you are a horrible person. You probably call her a piece of crap.

by Bock Choy November 21, 2018

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your mom

the comeback for any question, comment or statement.

Person 1: Hey! Where did you come from?
Person 2: Your mom.

by queen chara February 9, 2022

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ur mom

by Kezia Haley December 15, 2022

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mom’s lasagne

The most euphoric experience you will ever have, just one bite is orgasm inducing. When something is “litty like my mom’s lasagne,” it means that it is extremely enjoyable, and you are very excited to partake. You know it’s finna be lit when you’re moms a-making lasagne.

Two friends are talking over the phone:
Bridgetto: Yooo this party is litty like my mom’s lasagne!
Anastasio: Oh no spaghettio... I wish I could have made it. That sounds euphoric.

by Ffeffofoe June 1, 2018

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