Michael

A fucking idiot

-hey have you've been talking to Michael?
-no he's a fucking idiot

by nut monkey the third November 6, 2023

Michael Jacksoning

Michael Jacksoning (into one’s pants) is a verb meaning that someone has to shimmy or wiggle their way into some tight or otherwise difficult pants.

“Ugh, these pants are so tight I was Michael Jacksoning into them.”

by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 22, 2023

Match2

The best game ever and u should totally download it

Wanna play Match2, nishna

by Anfhj December 30, 2023

Matchbox

When someone is waiting for you in the car and farts letting you unsuspectingly enter the vehicle

Hey, thanks for waiting! Wow, what is that, did you just matchbox me?

by Chin music January 3, 2024

matchsimulator

fucking webssite that can simulate the match like real life but not reel

Player 1 : How can I play the match on my latop but I'm broke nowwww
Player 2 : Just go on the internet and search matchsimulator.com. That's it
Player 1: kkkkkkkkkkk

by sucks my ballllsvdsg January 4, 2024

Michael Cannon

Soft drink that is half regular cola and half diet cola, preferably Coca Cola brand.

I’ll have a Michael Cannon with ice, please?

by Acarusoruth January 17, 2024

Michael crawshaw

A large individual who takes interest in the youth

Look it’s michael crawshaw RUNN!!

by 5 minute early pass January 23, 2024