When someone uses different hands for different tasks, instead of the same dominant hand for everything.
I’m not ambidextrous, I’m switch-handed — I write with my left hand but shoot basketballs with my right
by Andy the sim September 4, 2025
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Get the Cool Hand Luke mug.Michael got denied by every girl at the lake house party so he used the leftover tortillas to do a one handed taco
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Get the One handed taco mug.Ryan: (impressed) Dude's got hands.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.
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Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress
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Yo GOT U RED HANDED MF
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I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
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