2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.
Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.
by Syk0 Pcz December 27, 2023
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The Joker 2

The fated team-up! It was foretold! I foretold it! Lady Gaga GooGoo Man! Right!? Remember that!? I JUST remembered that! Lady Gaga Googoo Man! M
Hym "HAHAHA! THAT! IS! HILARIOUS! I JUST NOW remembered that! I was at work and this song was playing and the lyrics to the chorus were 'All we hear. Is radio gaga. Radio googoo. Radio gaga.' The song is ridiculous and mindnumbing but it triggered the memory of LADY GAGA GOOGOO MAN! DO YOU REMEMBER THAT SHIT!? That is CLASSIC! The Ultimate Team-Up! When I get credit for A.I. I will officially change my handle to GooGoo Man! That's rich! And then I connected the dots and I'm like 'Oh yeah! Lady Gaga is in The Joker 2 so it's literally the fated Lady Gaga GooGoo Man team-up!' This is great! My life is complete I think... I got nothing left."
by Hym Iam March 05, 2024
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dirrhea-2

AHH I HAD DIRRHEA-2 GOD KILL ME "crying".
by rizzfish February 01, 2023
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2:05 AM

The time in which I am typing this. wait nvm it just changed it's 2:06 now :)
It's 2:05 AM.
by coveted seed July 24, 2023
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Ala《2|¤łþ+2》Station

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Ala《2|¤łþ+2》Station
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 01, 2025
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Bhabhi 2

Bhabhi 2 will be my evergreen crush!
by Gayrukhpur February 25, 2024
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10 to 2

When a lass grabs both his legs, puts one leg at 10 to the hour, the other leg at 2 o’clock and goes tongue deep on your bum hole
Did she suck you off and lick your balls? She done better than that and whacked me straight into 10 to 2 and jet washed my rim man!
by HardwickLadTWE July 09, 2021
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