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John

John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.
Person 1: yo apparently ciaron has a large dick

John: THATS HOT!!!
by Hi?!? December 5, 2019
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john

that's john, i wish i was him
by hugewithfourus September 18, 2021
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John Poore

King Nasty. King to Queen Nasty. Father of Princess and Prince Nasty. Accompanied by The Duke of Nasty and the Duchess of Nasty.

Bend the knee. Bow before your king.
Peasant: “It’s John Poore!”
Townfolk of Nasty: “ALL HAIL KING NASTY!” 👌🏼
John Poore: “……Corner.”
by pixidust June 8, 2025
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casual john

Ay up, look at that fella over there - sneaking by those nice bitches like a right Casual John.
by Captain Mastafuck March 10, 2021
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John Riccitiello

Former EA CEO and Unity CEO, among other things.

In the gaming sphere, those who know of him have a very negative opinion of him, for good reasons. He is part of the easily hatable executives in the video game industry, think of Andrew Wilson and Bobby Kotick, who somehow don’t have much interest in it, yet is in high positions. People like him have shitty ideas that somehow get implemented, ruinning the gaming industry.

In 2013, while he was CEO of EA, he suggested to investors (who they too have no idea or actual interest in the gaming industry except the money) that in the Battlefield FPS, players could pay to reload if they no longer have ammo. In the audio it is so clear he doesn’t play games in anyway, thinking just being a whale is enough. He would later resign due to EA’s financial performance

In 2023, he tried to implement a fee for simply downloading a Unity Game, not for buying the game, no; for downloading. So if you wanted to fuck someone over, just install and uninstall their game and they would have to pay. Ultimately, the good thing is that he and others would resign, thinking that the world just “doesn’t get having so much money”, but the damage was done. (See Enshittification) Unity would later change its fees to be more reasonable, but most developers who worked with the engine had moved away.

Goes to show that money can save your ass when you fuck up so bad that people think you’re doing it on purpose or are just THAT incompetent and out-of-touch…
John Riccitiello just announced he would resign as Unity’s CEO, due to the runtime fee fiasco. Though many developers have stated that even then they will not return to Unity to develop future projects due to a lack of trust thanks to how this awful decision could’ve been made reality.

Nobody likes people like him. Kids, don’t be like him. And whales, unless you got a gambling addiction or some other problem; you’re also part of the problem
by SomeAutisticAce December 18, 2024
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John Glen Bonura II

Muscular homosexual hunk who is very touchy
Yo stop touching me youre being John Glen Bonura II
by Jean Porque June 5, 2025
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John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael
Man, I was just John Michaeled
by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025
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