John Dory

Cockney Rhyming slang for 'Cory'.
John Dory is an edible demersal coastal marine fish with a laterally compressed olive-yellow body which has a large dark spot, and long spines on the dorsal fin.
The John Dory also grows to a maximum size of 65 cm (26 in) and a maximum weight of 5 kg (11 lb).

I've got a lump on me John Dory
Your what mate
Me john

by Zimmer.365 November 29, 2025

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by Plotless December 2, 2025

John Smithing

John Smithing is a mix between Gaslighting and Ghosting, similar to Ghostlighting
To John Smith someone means to lie about an event and not show up.

Hey are you hopping on tonight?
Nah, someone else is John Smithing us

by urnotmax December 6, 2025

John Chingleberry

It means you forgot your umbrella

Person 1: Aw, John Chingleberry!!
Person 2: where??
Person 1: At home.

by Poofungle December 7, 2025

Johnned

To be hit in the face with a lunchbox while wearing glasses, causing them to break

"Dude, that guy just got Johnned!"

by Bluesonic420 December 8, 2025

John Among

An adjective for a person who is a fantastic detective

Luke: You are so John Among
Nolan: I know, he found it out so fast

by Evachado December 12, 2025

John Eiron decastro

Baby boy with the hottest back. Is very sweet and smart. Don’t play word games or math games with him( YOU WILL LOSE!!) and you will love and miss him very much

Who’s my baby boy?

John Eiron Decastro!

by Tsunami16112024 December 15, 2025