Jason John

synonym for idiot

yo dont be a jason john

by stargirlxo March 22, 2017

john

john is a white male one of a kind. he is kind funny and sensitive to your needs he is God loke.when he's doing u you call out his name o God o God because of his ginormous cock. he goes bareback cause condoms don't come in his size. the head of his pens looks like a German soldiers helmet.and is perfect in all ways he will make his girlfriend laugh and smile because she is his number one. john enjoys spending time with his girlfriend because they have so much fun together. .like nothing else in the world matters.he is in great shape and is super hot.and tans great when shirtless all in all a john could be every woman's dream .but he won't settle for no one who isn't a true blue

hey Gracie check out that John over there he looks so sexy

by Mychellee frasher May 9, 2022

John Among

An adjective for a person who is a fantastic detective

Luke: You are so John Among
Nolan: I know, he found it out so fast

by Evachado December 12, 2025

John

Cute funny always happy but when mad can be very angry great soccer player and a good hugger/kisser

John is a good kisser

ikr

by jv to smooth March 28, 2022

Johned

The action of tapping/smacking your partners tits.

Guy 1: “Dude I just johned this girl last night it was so fun!”
Guy 2: “No shot! You rizzed her up bro”

by anonymous April 1, 2024

john shell

Texas hillbilly with Hitler mustache

Wow john shell is here today

by Redryder March 21, 2017

John

John is an asshole. Plain and simple he has dark brown to black hair and darker eyes. He takes your spot at lunch and bully's your friends. He has a typical smaller penis and he has no friends. He's just an asshole.

Person A, "did you meet the new kid John?"
Person B, "yeah, he's an asshole!"

by anonymous June 7, 2018