Instead of a douche-bag, a douche-to-go-bag is the equivalent of a food douche, a man who feels the need to criticize your food choices, act as a food connoisseur, and claim to know the best places, therefore making him a huge snotty douche.
by somefunnypersonwhomakesdefinit September 3, 2009
Get the douche-to-go-bagmug. A stupid motherfucker that is "scene emo" and cries and is a stupid faggot all over you. They are either an emo bag of shit or you'd very much like to hit them with an actual bag of shit... hard... in the face.
eva- "ohmigod i got a yeast infection from my 00 supertight jeans im gunna cut my legs off and die a slow painful death in my room with mcr's cementary drive on repeat. goshhh!"
dory-"emo bag of shit." ::slaps with paper bag of human feces"
:)
dory-"emo bag of shit." ::slaps with paper bag of human feces"
:)
by Doryvette F. August 29, 2006
Get the emo bag of shitmug. by skip gunderson December 30, 2008
Get the The ol' Bag Lunchmug. by vincible kibosh June 30, 2009
Get the boo-boo bagsmug. by ClarenceB0ddicker November 27, 2013
Get the colostomy bag fetishmug. by Drockdangle October 12, 2009
Get the Douche Bag Johnsonmug. A midget who hides in a duffel bag carried around by a gangsta or drug dealer. When called upon, the midget will jump out of the bag and headbutt someone in the nuts, usually in an attempt to get money or goods owed to the gangsta or dealer. Duffel bag boys can be hired for individual jobs or for long term gigs with big time dealers.
I couldn't get Johnny to pay up for that weed I lent him, so I hired a duffel bag boy to take care of business.
by Udy November 8, 2007
Get the duffel bag boymug.