fart instead of shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead of shitting.

by balubhog March 28, 2025

fart box

when you fart in the car and your parents have to open the window

I just fart box the car

by FlareK7 February 19, 2021

Fart Snorkel

A snorkel placed in the mouth of the first party, while a second party sits on the opened end and farts down the tube into the mouth of the first party.

Wes gave Cody a fart snorkel while he was snorkeling in the pool.

by Peesalot June 21, 2018

Sparking fart

Have you ever farted so hard that sparks came out of your butt? Me neither, never mind I just had one!

Person 1: I just had a sparking fart

by Farting definitions July 5, 2021

FART FUNGUS

Fart Fungus is when u fart and spread a fungus on mc dunolds nuggies

U are a Fart Fungus

by FART FUNGY January 4, 2022

Pakistani Fart

1.An irritating or disappointing situation.

2.A really smelly and disgusting fart.

This term came from a story my dad told me. He was in 1st grade waiting in the lunch line, when an exchange student from Pakistan farted. The fart smelled so bad that two girls threw up immediately. Funniest thing I've ever heard.

Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me with the mailman!

Guy 2: Damn bruh, that's a real Pakistani fart.

by RandyTheRockerRichards October 12, 2022

soy fart

Unwanted offspring.

- Dad, do you love me?

- Son, don't act like a soy fart right now! I am your dad, of course I love you!

by old guns November 22, 2025