Poop hockey

When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.

There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.

by Superfresh642 November 25, 2021

POOP

Poop is what comes out of your small ass.

"My sister ate poop and got a disease"

by goblinsoup November 27, 2021

poop

a yummy snack

Guy 1: bro I just took a poop
Guy 2: *smack *smack

by wack_1 November 29, 2021

poop

So Dumb Just Like Donald Trump.

Donald trump is poop.

by [e-mail] December 1, 2021

Poop Naner

a chocolate muffin that spilled on a banana

me:woahhh i wish i could get a poop naner
fightclub: yeahh me too

by anonymous December 3, 2021

Poop Viagra

Another word for industrial strength ass blast.

JB: Tonight, go out and shit on a few skanks. Tomorrow, you're a one poop man. *he pulls out the laxatives*

Chris: What's this?

JB: It's Viagra, brother. Poop Viagra.

by RichardCheese7ps December 3, 2021

Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021