Thurston High School

A crappy high school in Springfield, OR, where Kip Kinkel once went beserk and killed two students on campus.

Now, the school resembles a prison, with black bars all around the premises, locked gates, and keycard swipes for students to get in and out. Sadly to say, this has not halted the frequency of students skipping class, students from other schools sneaking onto campus, or the number of fights between hicks (50% of the student population) and Mexicans (20% of the student population).

See also jail cell.
Kids who go to Thurston High School usually end up three places: on welfare, in jail, or in Eugene.
by Ketter the Amazing September 03, 2008
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Williams High School

A building where people are groped in the halls, teachers don't care if people make out in the halls (or for that matter have sex), and it sucks. It is also half of the training ground for Plano East Senior High School
Losers attend Williams High School and I think the school should burn down!
by someone February 09, 2005
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Riverbend High School

I am a proud riverbend student and i am proud to say i buy my own liquor, and i've never asked a courtland kid to buy me alcohol. Also every party ive had was fully stocked with alcohol, smoke, and chicks. So courtland obviously is not invited to the real riverbend spots, not the crappy ones thrown by gay junior chicks who live in gated communities.
by Proud Riverbend Student May 03, 2005
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Vines High School

The most Ghetto Highschool in the entire DFW Metroplex. White people are a minority and the Mexicans and Niggas over run, and the drugs flow out by the tons. Vines produced, no not crunk juice, but FLUNK juice, we suck at everything we do, we are all fauliures, there are too many Emo's here, and we should all be damed to hell. For Sho. For other Definations see Hell Slavery and Jail
Generic White Man: Kind Sir, where are you going today.
Nigger: Shiiiiiiiittttt, For I be trippin to Vines High School, but i fugure mang, why go to high school, when I can go to school High? Shiiiiiiitttt.
by Prision #4452A-VHS March 19, 2005
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Episcopal High School

High school in Alexandria, VA where girls get up at 6 AM everyday to straighten their hair, then put on clothing that makes them look like tye-died watermelons or oversized easter eggs. All the guys look exactly the same as well, and after school and on weekends get out their pink polos and skater shoes and go longboarding. Episcopal kids can't play sports, as much as they'd like to think they can.
A few days in the life of Episcopal:
Crisis. A big couple just broke up. All freshman girls can be seen crying to each other's rooms even though none of them actually knew either person in the couple.
Crisis. I lost my small black northface. It must be somewhere on campus.
Crisis. I didn't get the room I wanted next year, my life is therefore over.
Crisis. Even though I don't actually play lacrosse I lost my lax stick. Lax is life.
Crisis. The OC didn't come on this week.
by Rob Hershey June 21, 2005
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tallwood high school

a high school located in virginia beach(almost chesapeake) where they newly tore up the "homey" carpet and put down the ugliest tile i have ever seen. a place where adderall is not tolerated. the only good thing about it is the drama department that doesnt even get the recognition it should.

mrs mims is evil.

and most of the graduates attend TCC..tidewater community college...aka tallwood country club...
A: "you graduated from tallwood?"
B: "yes"
A: "so does that mean you are going to TCC?"
B:"yes...."
by KtotheAtotheTIE December 03, 2004
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Massaponax High School

This is the largest high school in its district. There are a wide variety of cliques ranging from your typical emo kiddie, to goth, to demi-gangster, to real gangsters. Though it is hard to find the real "gangsters" and real "goths". The school is highly obsessed in school spirit due to the very good football team. The school has somewhere between 1500 and 2000 students and desperately needs to expand its building. Though it is the largest school the overrate this incredibly to much and just need to live with it.
"I attend Massaponax High School"
by David Melone November 16, 2005
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