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Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.
I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.
by backdrft76 August 14, 2022
mugGet the Mickey Handsmug.

National hold hands day

On April 12 you hold hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend
Billy:let’s hold hands
Sussy:k
national hold hands day
by Kisa ghoneit April 11, 2019
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hand banter

Humorous hand gestures. Witty communication by means of gesticulation.
He didn't have to say a word. He had us pissing ourselves laughing with his hand banter.
by Lester Piglet July 2, 2017
mugGet the hand bantermug.

Hand jay

A sexual act of pleasuring a penis with a hand. Short for hand job. Relating to H-jay.
My girl wasn't in the mood for much so I asked for an Hand Jay.
by The epistaxis May 1, 2013
mugGet the Hand jaymug.

one hand date

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.
Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok
by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019
mugGet the one hand datemug.

Hand

by Some random skid November 13, 2020
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Tony Tony Hands

Someone who, while under the influence of alcohol, maintains a claw shape with their hands .
Look at yer man over there, he had pure Tony Tony hands.
Look at yer man over there, pure Tony Tony hands.
by OktoberfestRulz January 13, 2021
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