Nutter Butter

When she smashes your balls so hard they turn into a fine paste, almost butter-like.

Guy 1: BROOOO WTF HAPPENED TO YOU!!!!

Guy 2: LAST NIGHT I GOT NUTTER BUTTERED SHIT BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!

by A gun to ma YEET May 6, 2021

Crispy butter

Butter that makes your toast crispy.

Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy

by Crispy butter May 22, 2021

Hole Butter

The liquid part of diarrhea that lubes your hole so shit can come flying out

I needed more hole butter. That shit almost ripped my asshole.

by Alohaman97 May 27, 2021

Truffle Butter

When people have anal sex, and the bottom doesn't use a fleet first, the outcome is usually a tannish/brown colored goo that pools around everyone's genitals involved in the anal sex. Doesn't always occur during hetero sex.

Your ex flooded my guts last night, there was truffle butter EVERYWHERE afterwards :)

by Jordan Conwill May 28, 2021

Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021

BBQ Butter

A popular version of butter presented at the table as a Butter Block having had a Phalis imprinted into it. What a conversation starter over a Knob of corn.

INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture

3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.

Here Felicity, would you like some BBQ Butter on your knob?
Or
Hi Simone, will this hit the spot?

by Miccas Yesac June 13, 2021

Duck Butter

‘Duck Butter’ is the greasy, sweaty residue that builds up between the nutsack and inner thigh whilst wearing chest waders all day during 25+degrees on summer wildfowling hunt.

“Bloody hell Bob, that was a tough day out on the marsh, the old ‘duck butter’ is kicking up a bit.”

by Master Baiter 1972 June 19, 2021