(wind)breaking news 

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.

In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!

(wind)breaking news by QuacksO January 8, 2022

Californian Breakfast 

When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.

Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow

Californian Breakfast by Carol Da Cracker January 16, 2022

Pennsylvania Breakfast 

Shotgunning a Keystone beer, especially in the morning. But much like traditional breakfast foods, it can be enjoyed any time of day. Bonus points if you have a Pennsylvania Breakfast in Pennsylvania, which is the Keystone state.

“Throw me a Keystone, I’m gonna have a quick Pennsylvania Breakfast before we hit up that party

Pennsylvania Breakfast by Oneofthebois January 28, 2022

The Breaktime 

You take a hit of a vape, then take a dab/hit a rig, then vape again to finish it. The breaktime

Me: do you want to take a 'breaktime' in he bathroom
My friend: yeah let's go the breaktime

The Breaktime by ---Mr. Allemang February 1, 2022

Essex breakfast 

the morning after pill

an Essex breakfast

Essex breakfast by jmp28 February 22, 2022

Hot Breakfast 

A sex act where the woman performs oral sex on her male partner. Once the male ejacualtes into her mouth, she swallows the ejaculate. She then regurgitates the cum back up into her male partner's mouth.

Your mom made me a hot breakfast this morning

Hot Breakfast by Drimbles March 2, 2022

Irish breakfast

Its when you dunp on are face and fart In her mouth and say happy st Patrick days !!

Hey I did Irish breakfast on your mom ! Good thing I

Irish breakfast by Yoonker March 5, 2022