by DefinerOfWordsFondler November 22, 2023

by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022

John is the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. He’s smart, good-looking, and most of all the sweetest.
by Beebor 1 June 30, 2022

Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023

by asddfeytnszwkx November 15, 2020

by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016

While the name John may be common, and versatile as it is a preferred euphemism for some mundane and not so mundane things; the "cis gender" male John is anything but. There are many human male Johns on the planet, and while no two are the same, there does seem to be a preferred type. An extensive poll of attractive, loyal, kind, intelligent, hardworking and endearing woman, found that the most coveted of Johns seem to be this hybrid of dorky yet extremely masculine man. Let's just say hypothetically, that said John was out kayaking with a childhood crush, it would not be uncommon, for that crush to look over at him, and think " Oh my God, not only has this mid life crisis morphed him into Homer Simpson, but I am completely and utterly in love with that Duff drinking goofball".
As she tried to kayak herself out of the circle she kept paddling herself into, Beth was growing increasingly frustrated, wondering when she would finally get to consummate her relationship with John.
by A&Please me June 16, 2022
