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great john

The best nyc producer usually cooking beats up for Sheff g
Great John on the beat by the way
by Jacob Witherspoon April 16, 2021
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Elton Johning

A type of dive you would do at a pool, called Elton Johning because it replicates the feeling of listening to a really good Elton John song. When the water level is about the same height as ledge in a deep area, one will somersault into the water while plugging nose with fingers so water does not rush up their nose. Instead of immediately coming back up to the surface for a breath you would stay in the water for a few seconds as your body is slowly brought back up to the surface until you need to catch a breath.

Past tense: Elton Johned
Person 1: My favorite part of visiting the swimming pool is Elton Johning!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!

Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!
by ultraspecialboy May 11, 2022
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john

john is a dickhead. he is unloyalw, untrustworthy and a fuckboy. he will date you for a few weeks, break up with you and 8 months later, chat you up again. he will make you feel special for a month or so, but then dump you like the time you spent together was nothing. ladies, do not date a john!
girl 1: hey is that your boyfriend? what's his name?
girl 2: john. he's so sweet :)
girl 1: nuh uh honey, you have to break up with him NOW!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: sis he's a J. his name begins with the letter J.
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john homer

You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?
da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water
by iamdabrackmagicmaster August 9, 2016
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Training John

Bob love Training John while going on xvideos
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bisexual john

someone who claims to be gay but is just a zesty bisexual
liltheestallion is a bisexual john
by sometimes.jonas August 11, 2023
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John

A mysterious and confusing entity, it often asks itself the obvious, factual questions such as "Am I John?".
Look over there, there is a John asking for its meaning.
by Mysterious entity July 12, 2022
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