When she sucked you but left you with blue balls (you didn't get to nut) for a week and she comes back for her weekly visit to yo dick (nut launcher) then she lets you at her pink velvet (puss puss) only for you to nut within 1 min so hard that your condom gets stuck in her uterus.
by TURBONUTBOI May 27, 2018
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Get the The old Naughty Nut Finger Trick mug.A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.
Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts
by MisterPoops January 25, 2009
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Get the shut up and swallow a nut up mug.The girl said she likes to give head so I served her up a nice nut butter and jimmy jelly sandwich...needless to say she gobbled it up!
by enonemouswon117 June 27, 2007
Get the nut butter and jimmy jelly sandwich mug.Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.
Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"
Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."
Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."
by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016
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