*spitty lisping* Oh, so you're not a "real doctor" you're an eye dentist *spits*
Is that arrrs or hours? Both.
Is that arrrs or hours? Both.
by babypiratesnapchat2 May 12, 2024

by Droville April 23, 2020

When you have had an aggressive session with your lady, so aggressive in fact that you have ruptured blood vessels in your eye.
by Mirzon June 29, 2022

A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.
Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .
by You rReal Name July 27, 2020

Shut up stop using this “bombastic-“ shut the fuck up. SHUT UP literally I will rip your toungue out you son of a bitch.
by basilCats March 29, 2023

When someone shows you how to do something and you pay no attention whatsoever and therefore cannot do the thing they showed you to do
I know I just watched you put that windshield wiper on the car… but it just went in one eye and out the other
by Ositam September 9, 2021
