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brown nose 

v. or n.
To lower one's naked, possibly unwiped anus onto an unsuspecting, supine, sleeping victim's face and then waking them up to an eyeful of butt
At the sleepover last night, Ben gave Bruce a brown nose while he was asleep
brown nose by Dr. Zhivago July 16, 2008

brown snatch 

Verb. To pluck a turd from someone's anus. Common with impacted colons.
"Don't shake my hand; I've just pulled a brown snatch."
brown snatch by D. Finer November 29, 2006

brown-note 

A female who seems attrative under a drunk man's eyes, while in reality, shes just plain ass ugly.
"Dude shes brown-note..you're so drunk"
Andrew:"Sam, don't A-sqaure me get the fuck out of here.."
Sam:"Shes brown-note, i just saved your ass."
brown-note by Sam Zgi January 17, 2008

Brown Bitches  

Small tasty rye chips in a bag of Gardetto's mix. Without the BB's the mix would be crap.

Tip: Double up a brown bitch with the dry ass pretzel for more flavor.

Finding a brown bitch in a bag is like striking gold.
Don't hog all the brown bitches Haley!! Leave some for Steve!!

Brown eagle 

When a girl opens her legs so far that her pussy actually splits in half, and you take a dump in her open pussy.
When I walked in the room the girl was spread eagle on the bed, and i took a huge shit in her pussy."Brown eagle"

brown acid 

1.)The acid you really shouldn't drop.

2.)Umm...an acid...that happens to be brown.
Last time you dropped the brown acid, you stood on the roof thinking you were Jesus for three weeks!

Y'know...I could've sworn that Hydrochloric acid isn't naturally brown...