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White collar cowboys 

-Yo doggy did you cop the dirty mountain cd by the white collar cowboys?
-yeah doggy’s it’s amazig

White bread 

A caucasian male that is average, predictable, and usually boring. He may come from a wealthy family and is just like all of the other rich white kids..... basic
That guy is definitely white bread

My “type” is white bread

White Noise 

A band or musical artist whom is predominantly listened to by white people.
"Hey man, do you listen to vampire weekend?"
"Nah, fuck that white noise"

White Trash 

What black people don't want in the "hood"
Mickey Mouse and Yakko Warner tell Snoopy and Rarity they came to the wrong motherfucking neighborhood. Then Mickey and Yakko proceed to shank the white trash that came to their part of town.

white carlos 

When a white male and female travel to the country of Mexico to elope with shaved facial hair spread evenly on and around her anus. The white male saves his facial hair and add spreads it over the white females anus. The white female must leave the facial hair on your anus. The white female anus then looks like a 'white carlos'.
Sean gave Nicole a white Carlos on their recent trip.
white carlos by Vapelifejeff June 15, 2018

White Carpet 

An excessive ammount of tissues used to masturbate.
Boy 1 : What are your plans for t'night.
Boy 2 : Im rolling out the white carpet fam.
White Carpet by GodsFailedPlan June 15, 2018