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Donald Trump

someone who deports gay transgender undocumented native americans but doesn't lower grocery and gas prices
by __________E____________ February 4, 2025
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New York jury found Donald Trump guilty of all 34 charges in a scheme to illegally influence the 2016 election through a hush money payment to a porn actor who said the two had sex.
by skyera1n February 6, 2025
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Donald Trump

Normal person: can Donald Trump to not ruin out country?

Maga brainwashed monster: TrUmP dId NoThInG wRoNg!1!1!1!
by RandomFinnishAntiMagaPerson February 5, 2026
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Donald trump

An orange mf who somehow convinced half of america that he was jesus even though he's a polar opposite
Bro did you hear how Donald trump is about to bomb iran
Bro we boutta get nuked
by Lebron is my king February 26, 2026
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The Trump

A tiny unwanted penis, usually attached to a power hungry, insecure manchild.
After asking for the third time “is it in yet?” She realized the Trump pathetically humping her was the size of a Mike & Ike. Frustrated he put his Trump away and asked her to verbally debase him instead.
by Philippa Bean March 2, 2026
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The Trump

A tiny unwanted penis, usually attached to a power hungry, insecure manchild.
After asking for the third time “is it in yet?” She realized the Trump pathetically humping her was the size of a Mike & Ike. Frustrated he put his Trump away and asked her to verbally debase him instead.
by Philippa Bean March 2, 2026
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The Trump Touch

The Trump Touch: the pretty-much-polar-opposite of the Midas touch, in which everything one touches, turns to shit 💩 💩 💩
Not just locally, but for everyone, in all directions, like explosive diarrhea. 💩
Rory: Kenneth lay used the Trump Touch on Enron, before the Trump Touch was even a thing.
Mike: That's fucked up, man. Who hires these fools, anyway? Oh, rlght, no one.

'Elon Musk laid some serious Trump Touch on Twitter, that with a twist of Marijuana Logic.' "Yeah that company's f***** no matter what 'fancy' new name he tries to give it."
by J. Tschlottman March 19, 2026
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