friend

almost every and anyone surrounding you..flip faster than a coin in rotation...pussy hoes & slinky niggas sneak dissers tho never in your face with it....these "friends" done let you down have done some not friendly shit, but its always those "friends" that make any REAL FRIEND say fuck it. Those "friends" nobody needs em theres plenty more like em they conjugate hold meetings and run their fat mouths. if you know anything about these so call friends you know they were never a real friend to begin with

did you hear about that guy?
& that poor girl????
she thought her "friend" was reaching around for a hug...
when she noticed the knife it was too late..

by SkLLhP April 26, 2014

adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma March 23, 2014

TV friend

People you see on television so often you come to see them as your friend.

That Mindy had me in stitches last night, that girl is my best TV Friend!

by Cubil April 24, 2014

somewhat friend

A friend that is only useful when you have nothing better to do

I guess I will call my somewhat friend back today, since I have nothing better to do

by REALIST_E June 22, 2014

friend ex

An ex who is now your friend again

"You two are talking again... Are you two during again?"
"No jane dumped me ages ago, we are just friends now."
" so you are friendex's?"
"Friend ex?"
"Yeah"
" ex boyfriend or girlfriend who is now your friend"
" I guess so then"

by Amsyleigh July 10, 2014

glitchie friend

A person who is causing errors or problems in your life trying to prevent you from doing a task or activity

You know Meghan been talking about Kelly behind her back. She's a glitchie friend.

by TillzThen July 10, 2014

Horse Friends

Two men who like to dress up as horses, chew on hay, hug one another while their testicles touch and make horse sounds in each other's ears. Neo and Poopsock.

Please give us some privacy, we are practicing being Horse Friends.

by Sparklepaws October 13, 2014