Let’s just be friends

The words that your crush says to u when u say u like them then in their head they’re going: ‘ Shit. I don’t like like them. How do I tell them?*Looks on urbandictionary.com* oh ok,’. A.K.A The death of you ESPECIALLY if you said it in front of other people.

Dude-ess: I love you.
Dude’s Head: Damn it I don’t like them
Dude: Let’s just be friends...

by Numnumcookie1234yeet January 24, 2020

slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

by okayokaylala June 13, 2023

national give your girl best friend your hoodie day

april 11th: boys this is your day to give your girl best friend your hoodie

boy: i can’t wait to give you my hoodie on apirl 11th
national give your girl best friend your hoodie day is a great way to appreciate your bestie

by Boy bestie April 10, 2022

Leave your tall friends day

On September 11th you can leave the friends that bully you for your height with no questions asked.

Person 1: Wanna play a game?
Person 2: Sorry, we can’t be friends anymore, it’s Leave your tall friends day

by Cronk Cronk Budonk September 11, 2022

Friends with dis-benefits

When you are in a long term relationship and there is no sex, but you are still expected expected to make home repairs, go to in-laws events, provide emotional support, assist with shopping, cooking, cleaning et cetera.

Things have really gone south after five years of marriage. These days, it's more like friends with dis-benefits.

by Adrian666 September 15, 2022

Friends with chilling

When someone tells you we’re just friends with chilling what the person is meaning to say is that I like you but I can’t let you in on that.

“We’re just friends with chilling”

by Friendswithchilling May 30, 2022

My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 9, 2019