dick lighter

The act of using your dick to start a fire, more specifically, cumshotting into whatever you're trying to burn.

When Daquan decided to pull out, he accidentally started a fire with his dick lighter

by bbc.flamethrower.reborncum March 15, 2015

Dick Snacking

The act of always sucking cock

She was out by the dumpster sucking on her third cock from the same bar.
"Damn, that some quality dick snacking."

by Fruity Chalfont April 14, 2015

dick puddin

Cum on the dick

I fucked that girl last night and when I pulled out I had dick puddin.

by anonymous_21 May 12, 2015

Dick on the Down Low

A guy you're boning, but you're too embarrassed to tell your friends.

I never knew that you and Eric were hooking up!
Yeah, you did. It was years ago...
Are you sure you're not still boning? Is he your dick on the down low?

by TeenyPony June 2, 2015

Dick Wiesel

A Dick Wiesel is someone who is always very annoying and he is a douche bag that never shuts up. They are always following you and never leave.

Hey Jim, Did you see that Dick Wiesel following us today.

by Dick Wiesel June 17, 2015

dick fence

When you see a group of guys trying to get with a chick. Forming a "dick fence" around her in a sense.

Hey , look at all those guys following that chick around. Kinda like a dick fence, man.

by dRocl October 12, 2015

Dick scrub

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.

Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!

by Thataco October 15, 2015