Porutuguese Breakfast 

What do you think it is you dirty minded human being?
It’s a breakfast made with Portuguese people

Jake: “is there anything to eat here”
Samuel: “well, the locals here sell their friends as breakfast, they call it a Porutuguese Breakfast”

Porutuguese Breakfast by Captain_Dizzy_Starz (im onYT) October 20, 2021

Albert Breaker 

He’s the best!

X: u know who is the best?
Y: the best shit artist is for sure Albert Breaker.

Albert Breaker by chupapi munyanyo! November 21, 2021

Awkward Breakfast 

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.

That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.

Awkward Breakfast by Golouer November 27, 2021

Tennessee breakfast 

When you pour syrup in her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.

Brittany made me the best Tennessee breakfast ever.

Tennessee breakfast by Mike Dunham December 2, 2021

Homophobic Breakup 

A Homophobic breakup is when your partner which is in the LGBTQ+ community finds out that you are a homophobic person.

a - Damn, did they just make a homophobic breakup?
b - Yea, I feel bad for her

Homophobic Breakup by Succhiacazzi Parisi December 5, 2021

Post-breakup

When you feel like shit after ending a relationship, whether it be platonic or romantic. When you realize that you could do a lot better but still miss a person whose absence feels like a void in your soul. When you replay all of your memories searching for a reason to feel sad, that reason being them. When you start going out again to the same places. When you think about how your self-worth doesn't depend on someone else. When you start hoping for something new and decide to go for it.

Penny: I'm going through a post-breakup right now :<

Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?

Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o

Post-breakup by icky_crown December 13, 2021

rib breaker 

a form of torture used to destroy friendships, threatened via alias emojis.

"Im going to break her ribs bcs im a rib breaker"

"wtf, r u gonna kill my bsf?"
"omg tbh i didn't think youd get that"

rib breaker by fawthy December 23, 2021