ass candy

A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.

1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.

by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008

poor ass

A person, who in life can not even afford to pay for a ride on the city bus.

Damn I need a job, I am such a poor ass.

by Andrew Lewis March 15, 2004

ass hole

a person who is so fed up with themselves, they have no time for others, The only enjoyment they have is making fun of others. They think they are really cool because they say big words (for them) like "gay" and "fag".

That kid acts like an ass hole

by mentos mint May 13, 2005

ass clown

Someone who constantly nit-picks other people's mistakes while simultaneously is completely oblivious of their own.

Mason thinks his crap doesn't stink. He's such an ass clown.

by FRizzo August 31, 2005

ass assassin

A well-endowed gay man who knows how to thoroughly destroy an anus and get the victim to ask for more.

Porn star Jeff Stryker is a well-documented ass assassin.

by Smarty_Pantz March 15, 2011

red ass

Being pissed off or irritated.

Damn dude, your breath gives me the red ass.

Your Mom's fat ass give me the red ass.

by Irish Cajun March 1, 2004

softball ass

Ofter refers to males lacking an ass. Or having an ass so small when you grab it, it feels as though you're cupping a padded softball.

John you have a softball ass.

by Roudy June 25, 2006