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glass dick

A loser piece of paraphenalia that is primarily used to smoke meth out of. You can make your own at home with an air freshener tube bought from your local gas station and a torch, that and an 8 ball and you'll be ten to twoing it all night by yourself as you wait in the bushes for hours to tax some guy who owes you dope or money for dope cause you won't get a real job and this is your only recreation and enjoyment, stalking your dopefiends who owe you money cause you're on one and you're, without a doubt, a MORON.
Michelle will never be anything but a dopefiend because she is too busy rolling a glass dick and fucking other women's husbands cause she is a nasty bag whore
by brandon's wife May 21, 2004
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Tren Dick

The inability to achieve an erection and lack of sexual desire caused by the anabolic substance, Tren.
"Dude, you should have seen the dime I took home from the bar last night!"

"Oh yea? Did ya fuck her?"

"Naw man....Tren Dick."
by PandaLovin' November 14, 2011
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Hitler dick

A penis that creates ejaculate that is toxic to people of hebrew origin.
Loc-dogg: Shit yo, you just killed dat bitch wit yo hitler dick!
by Ned Flanders Blalock Ray April 14, 2008
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Dick Whipped

When your girlfriend or a girl is so into you she does anything for you.
Yo boul i was out of money so i ask this jawn for some and she gave me it shes so dick whipped nah mean?
by Mattske November 17, 2009
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Dick Turd

When someone fucking annoying that you want to get rid of them the same you would a turd i.e pushing that bitch out as hard as you can when you are constipated but as fast as you can ejaculate.
"you seen that bitch over there...her name Destiney?"
"Oh my god that thot is such a dick turd!"
by Socratic Sarcasshole March 2, 2015
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Dick Hop

the term Dick Hop Refers to 2 cases:-

The First Case Being a psychological case:-

The psychological case implies that a female cannot survive even a few days without having a male companion. Or it also implores that a female simply gets bored of the male fast and seeks a diff companion on a weekly basis

The Second Case Being out of pure Choice:-

In this case the female simply chooses to hop from dick to dick simply because she doesnt want to be committed to one dick.
"yo man i just broke up with my girl last week and shes already with another dude...we were together for 2 years"
.yeah man sorry about that but shes just a total dick hop"
by Sparkz1 November 2, 2009
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Dick tickles

When a girl is trying to swallow your penis and the uvula tickles your penis
bro I heard she was good at giving dick tickles
by Sick whick August 2, 2019
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