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Tilese by Capricorn76 July 13, 2011
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time looper
Someone who changes their date(s) back or to the future on their calendar of their electronic device(s).
Kymie: I just caught my man changing the years on his phone, and he does it alot.
Hanna: Yea, he's a totally time looper...
... 3 years later: they ended the conversation, and they just realizes Kymie's man just left her an hour after after they started. So, Kymie and Hanna decide to have awkward sex... :Time Looper
Hanna: Yea, he's a totally time looper...
... 3 years later: they ended the conversation, and they just realizes Kymie's man just left her an hour after after they started. So, Kymie and Hanna decide to have awkward sex... :Time Looper
time looper by GeeImATree January 17, 2013
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Part-time back syndrome
A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.
This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.
This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.
Part-time back syndrome by jimbob September 20, 2003
Mississippi Time Bomb
tightly-packed hash swallowed in a gelatin capsule. Mississippi was once home to America's only legal pot plantation and the effects are felt after about an hour or so; hence the name.
"I took a Mississippi time bomb and chased it with a Margarita. Man, by 5:00 I was higher than a New Orleans garter."
Mississippi Time Bomb by Dragonhorse Black Mambazo March 16, 2009
Cam Time
A personalized account of time, in which events are not viewed along their actual linear temporal order, but rather in the order with which the interpreter was made aware of their presence. Is widely recognized worldwide, except in Ireland, where the unpopularity of "Cam's Time" baffles and disgusts most Western scholars.
Say there are two people, Cam and Douchebag 2.0, engaged in conversation through various forms of media. Douchebag 2.0 sends a Facebook post asking "Why am I a douchebag?" at 10:11AM. But Cam doesn't look at his Facebook that morning, and instead answers an SMS from Douchebag 2.0 sent at 11:32AM which asks the same question. Cam will later check his Facebook at 2:42PM, thus seeing the question to which he had already replied. From Cam's perspective, according to the principles of Cam Time, the SMS text message occurred first and the Facebook post second, which remains a legitimate claim within the parameters of Cam Time theory even though in real time the Facebook post came first and the SMS second. If Douchebag 2.0 argues to the contrary than it is readily apparent that he truly is a douchebag, since he doesn't understand the rudimentary elements of Cam Time theory and shouldn't have sent the Facebook post or SMS in the first place because it makes him look like an even bigger douchebag.
Cam Time by Impartial Observing Theorist December 18, 2008