The Sleepy Hand

When the man falls asleep and the woman uses his flaccid and feeble hand to pleasure herself. This is done to achieve the climax that he was sadly, unable to provide.

"How did it go with Blake?"
"It was absolute shit - he came so quick and then fell asleep immediately. I had no choice but the sleepy hand.....at least that worked."

by Duckworth's reason to live August 24, 2019

shaking his own hand

A somewhat polite term for masturbation

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."

by bigmacs November 30, 2013

Right hand bish

The best friend/primary assistant of the most important bish.

Thank Christ my right hand bish Ahsanti was there to get me out of that situation.

by #copilotstrong November 26, 2017

hand job

when a girl has or hasn't already gaven the man a blow job(blowing of the dick) she put her hand on his dick and god up and down. as he replays with a small moaning.

Chelsea gave isaiah a hand job last night !!

by allnighter23 August 22, 2016

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Gruby hand

A term for a person or organization that takes money from people without any concern with how that will affect the people they take it form or for anything else, and is excessively greedy.

They say I owe my ex-wife thirty thousand dollars.
Yeah,here comes that gruby hand.

by Judge dredd7 March 16, 2012

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by thanoid LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL December 4, 2020