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the ween hand

the ween hand is Frank iero his Left hand. he has "halloween" tattooed across his knuckles. one hand says "ween" and the other says "hallo"
katya: i love franks Ween hand
barbra: me too cause i'm a leftie, the ween hand is my greatest example in life
by GeeAt27 February 26, 2017
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I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.
Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."
by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023
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Mammoth hands

No species has ever seen before the big fat giant shovels on the end of one’s arms that evade all scientific explanation.
Stranger: What on earth is on the end of Terris arms?
Leah: Oh that’s just her mammoth hands
by Founder of mammoth hands April 12, 2024
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Holden Hands

Refers to either:

(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.

(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.
I love helping da less-privileged and physically/emotionally-infirm members of da human race, so I signed up wif Holden Hands. Da work was indeed totally satisfying and rewarding; da only prob was dat whenever I was paired wif one or more cutie-chick volunteers to perform community-assistance tasks, I always wanted to just "cuddle 'n' snuggle" wif said friendly adorable blinky-eyed damsels all day, and so we'd never get any work done --- kinda difficult to do much of anything when a marshmallow-hearted guy is cradling you on his lap, cooingly interlacing his fingers wif yers, and savoringly flexing yer toes and kneading yer arches and heels. Fortunately we were able to brainstorm a solution dat was palatable for all parties --- da lovely ladies smilingly agreed to let me rub their pretty feet during our lunch hours (oh, they loved "holden hands" wif me, too, of course --- da reason dat they were giving me access to just their tootsies during dat period was merely so dat their hands would be free to maneuver their food to their mouths), and then sit wif me after da workday was done for more misty-eyed foot-massages and hand-holding. So my being able to always gleefully look forward to said extremities-sharing delights kept me contented and happy throughout da workday, and thus allowed us all to perform our assigned duties without interruption.
by QuacksO March 1, 2023
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Second-hand snap

When someone sends you a snapchat that was also posted on their story
"I know Josh's ass did not just send me a second-hand snap after i sent him a direct one"
by Subsudan February 9, 2017
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Hand jay

A sexual act of pleasuring a penis with a hand. Short for hand job. Relating to H-jay.
My girl wasn't in the mood for much so I asked for an Hand Jay.
by The epistaxis May 1, 2013
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National hold hands day

On April 12 you hold hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend
Billy:let’s hold hands
Sussy:k
national hold hands day
by Kisa ghoneit April 11, 2019
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