glass dick

A loser piece of paraphenalia that is primarily used to smoke meth out of. You can make your own at home with an air freshener tube bought from your local gas station and a torch, that and an 8 ball and you'll be ten to twoing it all night by yourself as you wait in the bushes for hours to tax some guy who owes you dope or money for dope cause you won't get a real job and this is your only recreation and enjoyment, stalking your dopefiends who owe you money cause you're on one and you're, without a doubt, a MORON.

Michelle will never be anything but a dopefiend because she is too busy rolling a glass dick and fucking other women's husbands cause she is a nasty bag whore

by brandon's wife May 21, 2004

Tren Dick

The inability to achieve an erection and lack of sexual desire caused by the anabolic substance, Tren.

"Dude, you should have seen the dime I took home from the bar last night!"

"Oh yea? Did ya fuck her?"

"Naw man....Tren Dick."

by PandaLovin' November 14, 2011

Hitler dick

A penis that creates ejaculate that is toxic to people of hebrew origin.

Loc-dogg: Shit yo, you just killed dat bitch wit yo hitler dick!

by Ned Flanders Blalock Ray April 14, 2008

Dick Whipped

When your girlfriend or a girl is so into you she does anything for you.

Yo boul i was out of money so i ask this jawn for some and she gave me it shes so dick whipped nah mean?

by Mattske November 17, 2009

coffee dick

a large erection, swinging in the wind. like it just drank coffee; dick on caffeine;super dick

Ed, your about to get that coffee dick.

by scalamoney August 19, 2014

dick space

Dick space is having plenty of space between your legs for your dick to reset nicely.

See Ball Room.

DICK SPACE!!!!@!

by Keefer!!! May 3, 2007

Dick is in a blender

stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.

Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."

by JeremyWhat December 21, 2008