glass dick

A loser piece of paraphenalia that is primarily used to smoke meth out of. You can make your own at home with an air freshener tube bought from your local gas station and a torch, that and an 8 ball and you'll be ten to twoing it all night by yourself as you wait in the bushes for hours to tax some guy who owes you dope or money for dope cause you won't get a real job and this is your only recreation and enjoyment, stalking your dopefiends who owe you money cause you're on one and you're, without a doubt, a MORON.

Michelle will never be anything but a dopefiend because she is too busy rolling a glass dick and fucking other women's husbands cause she is a nasty bag whore

by brandon's wife May 21, 2004

Tren Dick

The inability to achieve an erection and lack of sexual desire caused by the anabolic substance, Tren.

"Dude, you should have seen the dime I took home from the bar last night!"

"Oh yea? Did ya fuck her?"

"Naw man....Tren Dick."

by PandaLovin' November 14, 2011

Hitler dick

A penis that creates ejaculate that is toxic to people of hebrew origin.

Loc-dogg: Shit yo, you just killed dat bitch wit yo hitler dick!

by Ned Flanders Blalock Ray April 14, 2008

Dick Whipped

When your girlfriend or a girl is so into you she does anything for you.

Yo boul i was out of money so i ask this jawn for some and she gave me it shes so dick whipped nah mean?

by Mattske November 17, 2009

Dick Rack

any orifice in the human body that a male could insert his penis, most commonly used to describe the mouth.

Maria: Pinky is outside yelling at her boyfriend.

Glenn: She's always running her Dick Rack!

Maria: Right!

by Glizzy G December 16, 2008

dick fixture

One who talks so much that the viable option to shut them up is to stick your dick in their mouth.

"Kevin is a real dick fixture during OPCOMM meetings"

by dinomite April 8, 2004

Dick spinner

A term used to describe a sub-category of women of maximum sexual appeal. Physical characteristics are off the charts, without any hints of vanity. Minimal use of makeup and similar girly preparation are typical. DS's are daring, funny and positive people. Can be found surfing, lobster diving, playing volleyball, or at bars in Pacific Beach, Newport Beach, etc. 100% of dickspinners have never googled "Kim Kardashian".

Use this term sparingly, and only when no other word will do the girl justice.

The term dickspinner itself describes the reaction a guy undergoes in one's presence. A violent and spontaneous erection that makes your dick overwhelmed and begin spinning out of confusion and excitement.

Marisa Miller (99.99999% of all dick spinners aren't celebrities because they don't give a fuck)

by Dom22 December 9, 2012