Shits-a-phrenia

When you are as paranoid as shit or so scared you shit yourself.

I can’t do haunted houses anymore. Every time I go to one, I come down with a wicked case of shits-a-phrenia.

by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

Shit Vicious

A euphemism to describe being suddenly overcome by the urge to defecate. The notion behind the euphemism is that one has been accosted by some rude and unpleasant character who has prevented you from performing some previously agreeded to task.

Mike: Dude, I though you were going to get us a couple of pints?
John: That was the plan until Shit Vicious came around.

by Chaosape April 23, 2015

Fattest Shit

When you have literaly been needing to shit and it comes out so fast and the peice of shit/turd is so big.

"Boy, when I got home last night, trust me, I had to take the fattest shit ever.

by Anonymous439227 December 19, 2022

Social Shit

When you’re hella socially awkward but get thrown into the shitstorm of social anxiety within conversations

Person 1: “Welp, I’m too socially awkward to survive out their”

Person 2: “Nah, theirs just too much social shit flying around”

by Lord Profit November 11, 2019

Altered Shit

Shit that’s been rearranged to a different type of shit.

Shit was blue now it’s purple. You can eat monopoly and shit out connect four and that’s altered shit.

by cabanaboy7677 June 5, 2021

bog shit

Taking a REALLY nasty dump that makes you feel like you've placed yourself in the middle of a disgusting, steamy bog. A truly record-breaking shit that you will probably never be able to pull off again. No amount of doors can be opened to air the place out. You're just gonna have to ride this one out.

2: What's that smell?
1: Sorry, took a bog shit the other day.

by RektSkrubs December 2, 2021

Shit spot

A mole or black pimple; beauty spot

You: She's got a giant mole on her face

Friend: dude it's a damn shit spot

by skids-n-shids June 17, 2018