bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff said, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".

Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.

by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022

young pig with its ears pinned back

A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member

he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , it’s like a young pig with its ears pinned back

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

Butt-ass early

Really early

We’re gonna have to get up butt-ass early tomorrow

by Assterblaswteer March 26, 2023

Odesa's Earth Day Speech

A saying that refers a bad speech that will go down hill and become an embarrassment.

'My speech is going to be such and Odesa's earth day speech.'

by anonymous May 1, 2023

very dry ears

very dry ears.

very dry ears.

by Debskelly1985 May 3, 2023

The cows in Earthworm Jim

I swear bruh wth is with these cows in all of the Earthworm Jim games, Like James Rolfe said, Is it an inside joke? Seriously why cows bro, this question might not be ever answered. Anyway, the cows in Earthworm Jim is a joke/ reference in the games.

Dude I just beat Earthworm Jim 2, and then princess What's Her Name just Turned into a cow, and then Psy- Crow just turned into one two, what is the thought process of this?!?!? This is another blunder of the Cow references in these games, why tho!!!?! The cows are a joke/ reference definitely. The Cows In Earthworm Jim back at it again.

by Gabe_Motherboard May 8, 2023