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pick ass

V. To be slow or take forever to do something.
N. A person who is slow or takes forever to do something
V. We're in a hurry, so don't pick ass!

N. We're late. Can you be more of a pick ass?
by Jessica April 1, 2004
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ass hole

An orifice that ladies and gentlemen use to take dumps and blow binderfenders.

An orifice that a poofter uses like a lollipop.
Miss Livingston looked both ways, then blew a binderfender out of her ass hole, which frightened all the birds from the trees. Miss Livingston said "Oh, dear."

Trent the corn-holing poofter licked Creighton's ass hole like it was a chocolate ice cream cone. Then he licked his chops and said, "Oh, how tasty."
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 4, 2008
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ass biscuit

1.fart
2. releasing something smelly out your bum
by Geoff May 30, 2004
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fat ass

1.) A person who is fat and is also considered lazy.

2.) A woman with a visually stimulating buttocks (see: booty). The two-word combination might also be spelled "Phat Ass", litterally meaning that the ass is "phat".
Man at club 1: Damn, she's got a fat ass!
Man at club 2: I know negero!
by VinnyCee January 5, 2005
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big ass

A person who charges an exhorbitant fee for his services or product(s).
Shit, your lawyer sure has a big ass - but then again, lawyers are just legalized and glorified whores......
by benitomusso60 December 23, 2003
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Ass-clown

Ass-clown (Ass klowne)

A group of people or individuals that like to dress up as clowns and cause mischief with their bottoms. This is usually achieved by sneaking up to a person or an "Ass target" as they are called, and expel gas on the person when they least expect it.On some cases when there are multiple Ass-clowns in one area they try to gang up on one person. They do this by circling the target while slapping their asses, and gradually shuffling closer to prevent escaping.
Call the police, that man has been attacked by an Ass-clown!
by Kev Schmitt June 13, 2009
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party ass

After a fun filled evening of gorging yourself on alcholic beverages you may suffer from party ass, a feeling of heaveyness in your mid rift and could result in a long trip to the toilet
Jeff- Good night last night wasnt it hank?
Hank- Yeah dude feelin it today however i got that party ass feelin
by Joel Eaton September 30, 2005
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