john tarshi

A curly headed, huncho, a boss man, one that never gives up, stays loyal to girls, he’s a class clown, athletic, and loves blue crisp hundred dollar bills, saves up his money to buys what he wants, a man that often gets his hard broken by special ones but is still able to act completeley normal and still keep it a 1000%, this kid is going big places, you better hold on tight tight to this one. He’s crazy In love with driving. Speeds like there isn’t any cops on the road, don’t drive a car unless it’s a foreign, and remeber shmoney talks you walk

John Tarshi

by John Tarshi May 2, 2018

John Smith

The best man you can ask for. Most handsome and funny and great and amazing and cute and everything good. My baby boy.

He will be great and will follow his dreams.

-his amazing girlfriend Ducky

John Smith is the body boyfriend I could ask for.

John smith is my baby

by MineDucky January 2, 2023

John

A replacement for the F word, can be used as a joke or a racial slur.

John you, you stupid john

by doxxd August 30, 2023

Johned

To mess up frequently in cases particularity to spelling, grammar, and attracting females.

Guy #1: Look at that guy, he just got denied by that girl.
Guy #2: Ya, he totally johned up.

by Monica Marcone April 6, 2017

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017

John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018

John

Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.

Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut

Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!

Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.

by John99901 February 10, 2022