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double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy
by double chonker September 30, 2022
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Double Fistception

The act of fisting someone with both fists through the vagina and asshole and giving yourself a fistbump during the process.
John: Hey Georgia, later you and me going to do a little double fistception later?

Georgia: I can't, I had Taco Bell earlier. Maybe some other time when I don't have the runs.
by Allybama July 28, 2017
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double-half-pibling

Child of a paternal grandmother with maternal grandfather, in other words, maternal half-sibling of one's father and paternal half-sibling of one's mother at the same time or also is the child of a maternal grandmother with paternal grandfather, in other words, paternal half-sibling of one's father and maternal half-sibling of one's mother at the same time.
My double-half-pibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.
John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"
by S. Millows June 2, 2020
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Double Dipping

A common term in West Virginia used when two cousins spit dip into each others mouths.
Dale and Jared love double dipping with their cousins on the back roads of WV.
by CeejayDefines June 2, 2017
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double fried

In which you get a sunburn, on top of a healing sunbirn that has begun to peel
Jerry: Man i really fucked up
Jack: how so?
Jerry: i got double fried because i forgot to bring sunscreen again
by Kitten_Pop June 12, 2021
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double barrel shotgun

When you shit while having a orgasm.
Eric just got a double barrel shotgun from Megan he said it was such a great blow job, he shit himself when he blew his load!
by Dicklarious Darren October 18, 2013
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