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Nigga what? 

A figurative statement in which the person is either confused or unfamiliar with another guy’s statement.
Guy1: I had sex with my girl last night. But she kept barking so loud I had to put a leash on her.....

Me: nigga what?

Guy1: what’s poppin hot cherry? Have you heard about the dude that went awol? His pants ass was smeared all over my wall!!

Me: nigga what?...

Guy1: my balls just dropped. I hope I don’t offend anyone

Me: nigga what?

you bagging what im mowing

are u picking up what im putting down , you smelling what im steppin in, you bayling what im haying .

to ask if one understands the concept of what you are saying and or conversing about.
for example:

mike says: hey im probably goin to take the next left to get to where we need to go quicker , you bagging what im mowing jake.

Jake says: sure do ........ duurrrrrrrrrr

Annual do not do what Jem says day. 

A day, so holy and strictly followed, where all who know what is good for them, hate Jem. Jem and his imbecilic suggestions are not to be endorsed, but rather abrogated at any cost. Jem on this day, knows nothing.
Jem: 'You should watch it.'
You: 'Never.'
This, is Annual do not do what Jem says day.

I smell what you're steppin in 

"That test was really hard" - Victoria
"I smell what you're steppin in" - Kelly

That's what she said 

A followup phrase that can possibly make just about anything someone just said funny or horribly unfunny.

Despite what anyone says, this shit is still funny.
Are you through yet? I am getting tired of holding this.

Yeah, that's what she said.

Wayne's World 1991. Possibly the first time this was uttered on the silver screen, or at all for that matter.

dont know what you been smoking 

Simply means you do not know were one is coming from in the way they are thinking
Tracey: You been gon awhile, you been cheating aint you!?
Trix: No! what are you talking about, dont know what you been smoking but your wrong.

I am 12 and what is this? 

A phrase used to indicate that the user finds someone else's comment, picture or video to be inappropriate or otherwise NSFW.

Rarely used to indicate any actual offense; rather, it's almost always presented as humor or sarcasm, or by trolls trying to stir the pot. Most people tend to report any actual terms of service violations, rather than simply commenting.

Almost never used by actual 12-year-olds, who are technically too young to be on most social media sites anyway.
Person A: *posts a meme featuring daVinci's Venus de Milo*

Person B: I am 12 and what is this?