John Cena

An old ass meme

Person 1: how old is your great grandmother?
Person 2: as old as the John Cena meme

by SynthiaRose June 11, 2016

John

A very attractive guy who lives in Greece. if you ever think about going for a John from Greece, he probably has a thing for half Mexicans. He thinks all gingers are crackheads, so ladies if you think about hitting up a John from Greece and you're a red head...just don't. John loves to crack jokes but they're not that funny. His favorite word is probably the F word. But he also has a hot accent. Get yourself a John.

person 1: omg I met this guy named John from Greece on Omegle
person 2: im so jealous I want to meet a John from Greece on Omegle

by shutyomouthhoe7 September 12, 2022

John marbles

An old boxer that thinks he still has it

Hey

Look at that guy shadow boxing

Bless him he's definitely a john marbles

by J.j.c.c February 23, 2021

John

Something Alright.

That Movie was John.

by GreenNix April 22, 2025

John Carring

The act of looking suave and debonair. The embodiment of a male sex symbol.

Man that new haircut is fresh as fuck! You're so John Carring !

by Firemanga January 5, 2017

john mac bonnett

the original mung creator

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"

by almond.moose August 22, 2021

John Lee

A teenage boy that has Gerontophilia

Girl: Hey, I like John Lee

Boy: Ew, Why? He has Gerontophilia

by Son Yeon October 7, 2020