Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.
Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut
Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!
Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.
Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!
Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.
by John99901 February 11, 2022
John is so weird. He looks like a pear. He needs a haircut. He has no hairline. A John would never be kind, even if his life depended on it.
by MyTerror December 10, 2019
by Nerd54 April 29, 2020
A big black buff nigga who rapes people named Shogo. He's an academic weapon who's 100 pounds of pure muscle and his dick is 1000 inches big. He can also steal anyone's girl
by big king john November 22, 2023
by Lightswitch1200 November 03, 2021
A stupid asshole who ditches someone ,whom they’ve been friends with for years, for a group of friends he just met through an old friend. He’s someone who thinks he’s better than everyone and has the right to make people feel worthless. He’ll be a great friend at one point but in a blink of an eye he’ll just avoid and ignore you until he has no one else to hang out with.
Fuck you and I hope you end up alone.
Fuck you and I hope you end up alone.
by Smartcrazylady November 22, 2023
by nachomansion17 December 13, 2024