The John Keane

When you like to get naked with girls and then not have sex with them

The John Keane is notorious for its happening at snow globe the really shitty dungeon under green house.

by KAMI BISHOP March 14, 2024

American John

A superhero that fights against the super villain "Arabic James", but then they turn out to be friends and fight Australian Joe together

American John, save our city.

by Dalolrx March 17, 2024

Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.

I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.

by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024

Mama John

Papa John's Wife, and Jimmy John's Mom.

Hey Mama John! - Papa John
Hey Papa John - Mama John

by taxitaco April 23, 2024

Nathan John Cronin

the embodiment of the smallest man who ever lived by Taylor swift especially from the time stamps 2:03-4:04

“Yo! did you hear Taylor swift’s new song the smallest man who ever lived? I swear Nathan John Cronin is the embodiment of that song it’s sounds exactly like him!”
“I know especially from the 2 minuet mark, he also makes me think of exile, tolerate it, Coney Island and sad beautiful tragic! Shame he wouldn’t understand it he will have to ask his hoes on wizz.”

by fatmonkey stinks May 1, 2024

Famished John’s

Colloquialism for Australian fast food restaurant Hungry Jack’s

“Can we get some food on the way there? I’m craving some Famished John’s”

by loverama99 May 6, 2024

Little John

A boy who saved up 2 million for a house but when he looked it was only 2cm wide

Guy: Man I really need to renovate my house..
Guy 2: Dont worry, Little John will help you!

by Con_kae May 22, 2024