Tailor your asshole

Tailoring an asshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your asshole. This is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. His beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual anus. Due to this delicate process a sober hobo or bum can be used, but is not recommended.

Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.

"I got my asshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party." - White Young Female in her 20's

"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's

by Crusty Peas February 4, 2013

Curb Your Dog

To calm down; chill

Adam: I think Jessica is so annoying

Dave: yo curb Your dog Jessica is autistic

by Gdewitt May 15, 2016

smell your dick

Quite possibly the stupidest, most ridiculous song known to mankind.

Dave: Did you hear that song "Smell Your Dick" by Riskay?

Phil: Yeah, that song is soooooo fucking stupid dude... like wtf..??

Dave: Werd...

by phizzle413 March 2, 2009

earn your wings

to prove yourself reliable in your work

To be an employee of the month, you must earn your wings.

by Light Joker November 14, 2005

open your mouth

Something that horny Germans say while making jerk-off motions with their hands.

Marian said "open your mouth"

by jizzer May 13, 2005

whos your daddy

used as an expession of happiness accompanied by a
"high five"

after the suns won paula and her husband slapped hands and said whos your daddy

by joshy mack October 8, 2008

"lope your mule"

Learned how to "lope my Mule out behind the barn. "lope your (my) mule" is the same thing as jacking-off,masturbating, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, jerking off, & etc.
What you been doin, Buba? Did you Lope Your Mule out behind the barn?

I got my education out behind the barn. That is where you learned how to "lope your mule". I still go out behind to do and learn things.

by Thursty June 11, 2006