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football d

football d is when you put a football inside a womens pu$$y and then kick her around with your friends
jake: yo bro i just football d her

micheal: bro let’s play
by stellasucksd November 21, 2021
mugGet the football dmug.

you are bee a and d i see tee oh and a are why

When you're extremely bored and start typing "u r b a n d i c t o n a r y" but different.
"you are bee a and d i see tee oh and a are why" is just:
you = u

are = r

bee = b

a = a
and = n
d = d
i = i
see = c
tee = t
oh = o
and = n
a = a
are = r
why = y
by Maexchenoo9 May 8, 2021
mugGet the you are bee a and d i see tee oh and a are whymug.

~<:D

girly123456789: Are you gonna be at my birthday party?
iheartclowns345: I'm definitely going! ~<:D
by ChJeSc July 2, 2009
mugGet the ~<:Dmug.

O&D

"She is my O&D!"
by hahaha7140 May 22, 2016
mugGet the O&Dmug.

D. Pedersoned

Named after a property manager. He'd fuck his tenants so often and from so many directions it came to be known as getting DP'd.
Did you guys get your security deposit back after moving out? -Me
No, we got D. Pedersoned $800. I'm just glad to be moving out. -Ex tenant
by Mr. Painfulness August 17, 2016
mugGet the D. Pedersonedmug.

The d's

Undercover police officers better known as the detectives or cops who look like normal people
me: you bro is that the d's

Bro: oh shit it is

Me: out the blunt before the d's catch us
by Mike32n June 28, 2018
mugGet the The d'smug.

D-illiterate

I could a wrote you a note but I didn't want to
Sorry I didn't write you .. I'm D-illiterate
by Naynay73 March 14, 2024
mugGet the D-illiteratemug.

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