football d

football d is when you put a football inside a womens pu$$y and then kick her around with your friends

jake: yo bro i just football d her

micheal: bro let’s play

by stellasucksd November 21, 2021

you are bee a and d i see tee oh and a are why

When you're extremely bored and start typing "u r b a n d i c t o n a r y" but different.

"you are bee a and d i see tee oh and a are why" is just:
you = u

are = r

bee = b

a = a
and = n
d = d
i = i
see = c
tee = t
oh = o
and = n
a = a
are = r
why = y

by Maexchenoo9 May 8, 2021

~<:D

A smiling emoticon wearing a party hat.

girly123456789: Are you gonna be at my birthday party?
iheartclowns345: I'm definitely going! ~<:D

by ChJeSc July 2, 2009

O&D

Origin and Destination

"She is my O&D!"

by hahaha7140 May 22, 2016

D. Pedersoned

Named after a property manager. He'd fuck his tenants so often and from so many directions it came to be known as getting DP'd.

Did you guys get your security deposit back after moving out? -Me
No, we got D. Pedersoned $800. I'm just glad to be moving out. -Ex tenant

by Mr. Painfulness August 17, 2016

The d's

Undercover police officers better known as the detectives or cops who look like normal people

me: you bro is that the d's

Bro: oh shit it is

Me: out the blunt before the d's catch us

by Mike32n June 28, 2018

D-illiterate

I could a wrote you a note but I didn't want to

Sorry I didn't write you .. I'm D-illiterate

by Naynay73 March 14, 2024