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The Geek Test 

When a girl turns up to a male geek's room in the night wearing a jacket and no top. If he notices you're topless or mentions it, he's passed. If he doesn't get that your boobs are out, he has failed the geek test. Bra is optional depending on how much of a geek this guy could be.
Guys can also do this test, obviously without a bra, but it works much better when women do it.

Good luck!
Janey: I tried geek testing that internet geek yesterday. Don't think he noticed :(
Brenda: omg he failed the geek test?!
Janey: I know right!
The Geek Test by nirmy April 11, 2013
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The Grey Poupon 

A sex act, similar to bukkake, in which a number of aged individuals dump the contents of their colostomy bags onto a willing participant.
A: You into scat?

B: I was. I need The Grey Poupon to get me off these days.
The Grey Poupon by no_no_NO August 27, 2013

The Glonzo 

When you take a 5 - gallon bucket of donut glaze and rub it on Tom Koch's stomach.
Did you hear what he did Saturday?! He gave him the Glonzo!
The Glonzo by rimmy87 October 27, 2014

The Garden

The garden is Madison Square Garden in New York City. The garden is commonly mistaken to be the TD Garden in Boston but it’s not. The garden is also known as The World’s Most Famous Arena
“I’m going to a hockey game at The Garden,” Said John.
“Oh who are the bruins playing?”
“No it’s the rangers it’s at The Garden.”
The Garden by Joel Moya January 11, 2018

The gay bro 

The gay bro is a really stupid person. He’s name is almost always Alex because Alex is gay
The gay bro is exstra gay today
The gay bro by Lesbiansucker October 13, 2019

The German Grillmeister 

The German Grillmeister is a sexposition where a male takes the other partner from behind and has a beer and barbecue tongs in his hands.
I did „the German Grillmeister“ with my girl today.