ur mom

a stupid joke made by a bunch of idiots, dont say it in front of ur teacher or ur gonna get it back to bite ya.

person 1: what are we supposed use this with?
person 2: ur mom
(person 1 beats person 2)

by kaellalien. June 6, 2018

Ur mom

somone who is dead (I’m sorry for their family’s lost)

JeSsIcA: Hey!! It’s ur mom!
MaN: So it’s someone who is dead? Why wouldn’t you say that in the first place-? Gosh JeSsIcA!

by Name starts with “A” October 26, 2020

Ur mom

A comeback to almost anything you can say

Chelsea: What did you do last night
Jordan:Ur mom

by Jaye Leo December 23, 2021

ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021

your mom

your mom

dave: hey lexi
lexi:hey dave
dave: i did your mom last night!
lexi: ................
dave: laughs

by kakapoopooo April 18, 2022

your mom

something an ipad kid says every 5 seconds

person - hey what sup?
ipad kid - your mom. {thinks is cool but is just stupid}

by QueenElizabethThe2ndFan June 4, 2021

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

by uR mOm :) * January 12, 2022