monkey perve

An individual who delights or enjoys in the sexual curiosity of an obese or ugly female's current undergarments or sexual preferences/pleasures is a monkey perve.

Tom the monkey perve wondered if Tia the stupid, fat whore down the hall, would like anal sex.

monkey perve by 420 Pope May 12, 2006

Monkey Attack 

1.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla sets upon you in a forceful, violent, or hostile way.

2.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla blames or abuses you violently.

3.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla tries to destroy you.

4.) A monkey, chimp, or Gorilla military offensive strike.

Oh no, my leg is broken, my face is bloody, and I don't know my last name or where I live. Not another monkey attack!

Monkey Attack by Prophet J February 7, 2009

Monkey Fur 

Carpeting often found on the inside walls of boats, mast, etc.

The mast is covered in monkey fur.

Monkey Fur by Sailor Amour October 4, 2010

invisible monkey slap 

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.

Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?

invisible monkey slap by Apakuni May 7, 2004

hatchet monkey 

Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!

hatchet monkey by pigpen hallock September 11, 2007

Rust Monkey 

When a guy sticks his penis in a girl's ass right before she goes to the bathroom and pulls it out with shit all over the shaft.

I gave my girlfriend a rust monkey when she had diarrhea one time, it smelled raunchy! brown gladiator

Rust Monkey by JomageX April 6, 2011

Funnel monkey 

The body of a person wherther dead or live that is sucked up into the funnel of a tornado and people can see it spinning around the funnel.

The term is used by teens ect. in tornado ally around the midwest and south part of the united states.

Funnel monkeys are not common but have been seen from time to time spinning around and around a tornado funnel.

Look there's a funnel monkey!

Funnel monkey by Judge dredd7 May 20, 2011