mexican grandma

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)

Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses

by Mexican Seal April 18, 2021

Meximalen

A Mexican that acts Guatemalan and vice versa.

“Hey man you gotta stop acting like a Meximalen bro! They’re gonna think we’re Guatemalan.”

by CaliberX17 April 25, 2021

Mexiboo

Similar to weeaboo. Someone, mexican or non-mexican, that is obsessed with mexican culture or stereotypes, modern or pre-hispanic.

X: Yeah man, the aztecs were the best culture in the planet, I love them so much.
Y: My god, you're such a Mexiboo.

X: Yesterday I used a charro costume and listened to corridos all day long.
Y: Aren't you being a little bit mexiboo?

by estru825763 April 26, 2021

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.

Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.

by Fast Floyd Richards May 7, 2021

mexinite

Mexican Mennonite folk

Ain’t you fellers one of them damn mexinites?

by Zimmerguz May 7, 2021

Mexican druggie

Someone who will die before 21 due to drugs and may have started LSD as a kid

Yes the Mexican druggie is in the hospital

by Spedspedsped6969 May 7, 2021

Mexican Time Bomb

A common term often used to describe an absolutely loaded bottle of Corona; specific ingredients consist consisting of 1 added shot of tequila, topped off with 1 sizzling perc and/or xanax dropped into the libation.

Aye bruh whip me up one of those Mexican Time Bomb jawns...I’m finna get goofy and lit AF so I can loosen up.

by Manginas Matter May 8, 2021