Cereal Killer

Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.

*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?

Cereal Killer by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015

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generation killer

Ending the family's lineage with no offspring.

joe is a generation killer because he refuses to have kids

generation killer by rank1world October 9, 2015

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aldrich killian

Aldrich Killian is an Iron Man villain, while he originated in the Iron Man comics as a suicidal pharmacist he was reinvented and popularized by the 2013 film Iron Man 3 as the hot-headed, once crippled rival to Tony Stark.

Person: Did you see Aldrich Killian in the movies?

aldrich killian by twisteria April 13, 2016