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John

John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.
Person 1: yo apparently ciaron has a large dick

John: THATS HOT!!!
by Hi?!? December 5, 2019
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John Wicked

To cut somebody out of your life, as in ‘excommunicado’ in the John Wick movie series.
You cut that guy you were dating off, John Wicked him.
by anonymous August 5, 2024
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John

A John is a person who is the biggest band kid there is. He is a dream stan and when he tries to denie it, it only adds to his dream stan behavior.
Look at John playing the trumpet and watching the latest Minecraft man hunt.
by Mrcheef April 27, 2022
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John

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads
-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside
by Lil Swigga 69 November 21, 2021
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Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.
“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
by thejohner May 16, 2025
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john shot

A photo of oneself seated upon the toilet, presumably in the act of defecating.
"I asked her for a nude and she totally sent me a john shot. wtf bruh"
by squidlust69 September 25, 2020
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John

He is the definition of toxic masculinity

Sorry if your uncles name is John
John is a nice guy with a bad past, John needs to form some self love 🐶 😇😇😇
by Lightswitch1200 November 2, 2021
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