Adderall Eyes

Seemingly lifeless and blank eyes, occasionally wide and bugged out, similar to those of a shark often had by people who take a lot of adderall as well as psychotropic drugs

Dude that waitress with the adderall eyes was creepy. That blank stare felt like she was bad-touching my soul.

by GTO_67 March 24, 2021

Red eye

When you cup your fart in your hand and then cover someone’s face with the same hand

Yo bro chill don’t red eye me you just ate Mexican

by Rae-rae30 March 28, 2021

Snake eyes in Heaven

The low odds of achieving something that is very lucky and wanted, but unlikely (stems from term “snake eyes”, rolling two ones on a pair of dice)

She prayed for snake eyes in Heaven as the judges totaled her score.

by DarkMacademia March 29, 2021

South Frontenac Stink Eye

When your girlfriend threatens to fart in your face while your asleep. So, you sleep with one eye open, while doing so, the woman's poop particles enters your eye, giving the man pink eye.

She was so mad, she threatened to give him a South Frontenac Stink Eye.

by RedHeadedMilf March 29, 2021

Front Eye

The hole at the tip of the Penis (aka the meatus aka the Pee hole)

That poor prick has gone 13 months without blowing one out of the front eye!

by Double Doubles April 1, 2021

Gino Close Your Eyes

This term is used when someone has pink eye.

"Gino Close Your Eyes" they told him.

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

Eye and a half

One and a half eyes is two eyes that are close enough together that you can't tell if the person has one eye or two full eyes.

That guy did outsmoke you every time you got high with him, but he ended up permanently cross eyed, with about an eye and a half.

by Solid Mantis April 3, 2021